Not much more to say about that. Not sure what is going to happen here. Thanks for reading.
26.7.07
21.11.06
The Best Page In The Universe... Indeed.
My husband told me about this site and I can't stop reading Maddox's masterful words. It doesn't get better than this. He says things I wish I had the nerve to say... well, I say them... just not in a public forum. I'm thinking that I should start.
Anyway, here are some samples from The Best Page In The Universe:
More crappy children's art work
The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:
Jon, age 8
Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F
Kelly, age 9
This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F
There's much more than sizing up drawings by kids. The site is hilarious and I'd love to just copy his entire site and kerplunk it here, but that can't happen. If you offend easily, don't want to hear the truth, and/or don't have brain cells firing... don't go to the site. Rants, rants and more rants.
I'm tired of Sony's bullshit.
(Updated: 11-13-06)
Anyway, here are some samples from The Best Page In The Universe:
More crappy children's art work
The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:
Jon, age 8
Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F
Kelly, age 9
This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F
There's much more than sizing up drawings by kids. The site is hilarious and I'd love to just copy his entire site and kerplunk it here, but that can't happen. If you offend easily, don't want to hear the truth, and/or don't have brain cells firing... don't go to the site. Rants, rants and more rants.
I'm tired of Sony's bullshit.
(Updated: 11-13-06)
There is no 9/11 conspiracy you morons.
(Updated: 07-27-06)
(Updated: 07-27-06)
I am a genius, you are not.
(Updated: 05-06-06)
(Updated: 05-06-06)
How to spot a pedophile.
(Updated: 02-10-06)
(Updated: 02-10-06)
If these words were people, I would embrace their genocide.
(Updated: 07-06-05)
(Updated: 07-06-05)
Star Wars Episode III: a steaming pile of Sith.
(Updated: 05-31-05)
(Updated: 05-31-05)
I hate Cameron Diaz.
(Updated: 05-17-05)
(Updated: 05-17-05)
Unintentionally sexual comic book covers.
(Updated: 04-11-05)
(Updated: 04-11-05)
10.8.06
Janelle is 'Fat'? What?!?
Okay, so... I watch Big Brother. Yes, I'm a total dork. I'm well aware of that. Now that we're passed that, I have been stewing over some stuff. Okay, there's a 'house guest', as they are called, who is really attractive, funny and smart. Her name is Janelle. She's pretty much the ideal for guys. Tall, blonde and perfect.Anyway, normally I don't identify with that sort, and I don't identify with Janelle, but I think she's smart enough to get my approval. The other 'house guests' are gunning for her demise. Fine, she's playing the game (which, by the way, everyone else is doing too, but silly me for mentioning that) and she has stepped on toes (which by the way everyone else has done, but...) and she didn't put up the dudes that she was supposed to (for eviction). I agree she shouldn't do what Will (Mr. I Think I'm God's Gift to Everyone) says to do, but...
If you know what I'm talking about, great. If you don't watch the show, crap. I don't want to explain the whole game, just hang in there until I get to my main point... please?
Okay, here's my rant: the other 'house guests' are calling her 'FAT' and 'AN ANNA NICOLE WANNABE'! What in THE HELL is that!? Uh, if she's FAT then we're all doomed! Yes, doomed! Chicken George? Fat. Rosie O'Donnell? Fat. Janelle? She could gain another 10 pounds and still wouldn't be fat. And by the way, it wasn't only the gals doing it... I believe it was James that made the comment about Anna Nicole.
This is a note to the lame ass people in the house that have called her FAT:
1. You aren't supposed to be able to see people's rib cages.
2. Jealousy is a very bad thing.
3. If the only thing you could do was to call Janelle 'fat' in your hissy fit, you are really, really reaching.
It was a completely insane comment! I'm just dumbfounded. So, now what? Where does it stop? What is perfect now? Nicole Richie? To each his own I guess, but she still ain't fat.
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